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I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
I live for nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forget
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
Leaving your assignments to the last minute just for the adrenaline rush
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
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