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"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
You can't be late until you show up
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