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- Page 26
"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
forgetting to come home
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
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