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Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
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