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Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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