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Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
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