Best status updates
Statuses
New statuses
Best statuses
Most liked
Just liked
Best statuses - Best Facebook status updates
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
A woman needs a man who protects her, a man who never lies, a man who spoils her and she needs to keep these men from finding out about each other :P
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
Everyday is a gift, that's why it's called "the present"...
Page:
1
2
3
4
>
>>