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Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
I think, therefore I am.I think, therefore I am.
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
I'm so cool.. Sometimes I wish I was someone else, so I could wish I was me!I'm so cool.. Sometimes I wish I was someone else, so I could wish I was me!
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
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