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Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN**LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :DThat everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
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