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I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :)
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
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