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If you think the fact that you like someone now will make me sad, you should die of sadness :) I'm in love! :D
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
Nobody is perfect but I am NOBODY
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
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