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I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Sometimes I just want a hug.
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Leaving your assignments to the last minute just for the adrenaline rush
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
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