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I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
If you never try, you’ll never know.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
I'm just the opposite of your fears. She was born the same day as you, everything was similar, but she never collected the courage to try. Do not make the same mistake. One kiss changes everything <3
Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
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