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Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...
algeria for ever <3
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