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Rule #1: don't be #2
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
To be aware is to be alive, To stand still is to Die....
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
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