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I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
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