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Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
when I'm depressed i eat and eat and eat.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
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