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I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Take me drunk, I'm home!
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
I ♥ chocolate
Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
I like boys who smell good
When you have homework, the computer is interesting. When you dont have homework, everything becomes boring.
Having a good word with yourself on your way home from a nite out
Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.
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