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One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
not every smile that smiles has a happy reason behind it.. :) - Gautam Sawala
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
Giftwrapping yourself for birthdays cause who wouldn't want you?
I'm a woman. I Don't know what i want, But i can get mad, if i don't get it
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
If nothing lasts forever then, be MY NOTHING. ♥
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
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