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Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Possibility of dream come true makes life worth living.....
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.
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