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"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
buat loh yg disana
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
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