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"I need a drink or 12."
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
I must go. My planet needs me.
Well this is incredible and f**ked up at the same time :D
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
I Can. But I won't.
What goes around, comes around!!!!
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
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