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Jealousy is the greatest form of a compliment.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me.
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
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