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Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
I love you, but... food is food :P
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
just because u say i luv u dosent mean they luv u back
Randomly looking at your phone and you get a call or text at that moment
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