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"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you
Saying oh! like you get it. But you still have no idea
Putting Cold Hands Onto Someones Back
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