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What if I accidentally rape you?What if I accidentally rape you?
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
I miss our memories, jokes, long conversations, but I miss you the mostI miss our memories, jokes, long conversations, but I miss you the most
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
I hate when people walk REALLY slow when I need to go somewhere fastI hate when people walk REALLY slow when I need to go somewhere fast
If I could turn back time... :(If I could turn back time... :(
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