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I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
Why do today what you can pull off and do tomorrowWhy do today what you can pull off and do tomorrow
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
advend by dad :-)advend by dad :-)
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!""OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my a*s in jail!
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN**LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
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