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"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.: (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you and (S)tand by you.
Sometimes your friends can hurt you worse than any of your enemies could.
I miss the old 'Cartoon network' days :)
I like watching raindrops race across my window and silently cheer for them.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Don't wait for the prince on the horse. Usually, it's only horse.:D
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