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Get a life!!!Get a life!!!
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
A man in the kitchen is sexyA man in the kitchen is sexy
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shopWhoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutellaRomantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
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