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Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
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