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"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
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