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I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
Life is too short to remove USB safely. (:
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
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