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Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:)
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
False friends are worse than open enemies”
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
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