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The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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