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I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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