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When boys do that cute half smile :)
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
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