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I'm not a b*tch, i'm just honest.
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
Baby..I'm freshier than your EX and BETTER than your NEXT ..:*
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a gla*s splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love." — Neil Gaiman (The Kindly Ones)
I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
Meowing at cats until they meow back
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