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A man's biggest mistake is giving another man the opportunity to make her woman smile.
Boy's dont realize how much one little thing can upset a girl.
I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.
Putting things in a safe place But not remembering where that is
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
What if I accidentally rape you?
You must: 1. Get sexy 2. Dump a bf/gf 3. Relax 4. Get drunk 5. And enjoy Because it is... SUMMER TIME !
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Sometimes i wish i could find my things on google.
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