Most liked Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 121
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer? 
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :( [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
When boys do that cute half smile :)
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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