Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :) [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart... [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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