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Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
You can't be late until you show up
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