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Rule #1: don't be #2
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
buat loh yg disana
To be aware is to be alive, To stand still is to Die....
Life is short ,break the rules ,forgive quickly,kiss slowly ,love truly ,help derivatives , laugh always and uncontrollably and never regret anything that u made smile :)
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
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