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Rule #1: don't be #2
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
To be aware is to be alive, To stand still is to Die....
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
Even if you gave up on me, you should know for the future: no matter how hard it was, you can not be cold and unavailable, hidden behind a friend, if you expect to meet someone. This requires two
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
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