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YUGO - You go, but car doesn't YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
No brain no pain.No brain no pain.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smileLife is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :) The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
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