New Facebook status updates - Page 114
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;) [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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