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I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with itListening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
How play fighting turns into kissing :)How play fighting turns into kissing :)
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
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