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If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
2011, please be good to me. :)
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
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