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FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :DThat everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I doI can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your textsI can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal."1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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