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"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
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