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Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
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