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Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
The awkward moment when you're alone with someone you just met.
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
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