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I Can. But I won't.I Can. But I won't.
Blaming it on PMSBlaming it on PMS
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
You laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;DYou laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;D
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to meI don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
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