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Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Get a life!!!Get a life!!!
What goes around, comes around!!!!What goes around, comes around!!!!
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