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The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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