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I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Guys who still open doors for girls
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
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